A brand new feature for Ibiza Club News sees agony aunt D’eivissa St. Anthony dish out a daily dose of much needed advice to the island’s clubbers. If you’d like to share your problems with D’eivissa or ask her advice you can message the Ibiza Club News Facebook page to the attention of Dear D’eivissa. Up today we’ve got Simon with some fatherhood issues.

Dear D’evissa,

 

My girlfriend went on a holiday to Ibiza last June. In March she gave birth to a little black baby. He’s adorable. We’re both white but I’ve heard that sometimes nature can go a bit wonky. She says the baby’s mine but I have my doubts. Do you think she’s telling the truth.

 

Simon – Barnstaple

 

Hi Simon,
No, no, no, no, no. She is definitely not telling you the truth. She’s obviously a slut and to be perfectly honest with you, if you can’t tell that you’re obviously a bit of a div and you probably deserve each other. It’s the baby I feel sorry for. Have you ever thought about giving him up for adoption.

 

D’eivissa