We’ve all been stuck here. Sitting at the bottom of a hole that seems inescapable in some blokes apartment while the same mix has been on repeat for the last couple of hours and no one has noticed yet. The sun is well and truly up to the point where it won’t be long until it starts to set again and you can’t really remember the last time you ate a substantial meal.
Sometimes you need to know exactly when to call it a day/night but fear not! We’re here to help with our handy guide of knowing when to leave the afterparty. So do yourself a favour, read this, stand up, thank the host for their hospitality, go home, have a shower, sit on the side of the bed wrapped in a towel contemplating all of your past relationships and why they didn’t work out, get dressed, make yourself look like a human being again and go force yourself to eat something healthy! Your body is beginning to forget what nutrients are!
When Kevin & Perry Is On The Telly
There’s always one guy who suggests watching this classic. To be fair to him, we can see his thought process! “I know exactly what we need now! A bit of comic relief! Everyone will feel better then!” If you’re that guy we thank you for trying to help but maybe give it a miss this time?
When Your Hotel Cleaner Has Been In Twice… On Separate Days…
You turned the cleaner away what only seemed like a couple of hours ago. Why are they coming back again so soon!? Turns out that was yesterday and you still haven’t moved from your comfy spot… Go home dude…
When Someone From The After Party Has Left For Work, Come Home And You’re Still There
This is a true moment of realisation that you really have to go and if it’s not, you’re a true session warrior and we take our hats off to you! But still go home…
When Your Fanta Lemon Is So Hot It Reminds You Of Calpol As A Child
Depending on the type of person you are, this can be a good thing or a bad thing! Still… Fanta Lemon is to served chilled to be fully enjoyed. Let go of the bottle… it’s not gonna run away!
When People Who Don’t Actually Live There Start Having Showers
We’re very much of the opinion that if you want a shower that bad you should go home.
When The Old Bloke You Brought Back To The House For The Laugh Starts Getting On Your Nerves
“Ibiza isn’t what it used to be lads”! You’re dead right, Dave… “It’s not like it was in the 90’s!” We 100% agree Dave bro… “Remember this tune from Manumission?” Yeah mate, belter…
When The Same Tune Has Been On Repeat For The Last Few Hours
Likely tunes include:
Or…
And finally…