Playa den Bossa is one of the most iconic parts of the island of Ibiza. Being the home to some of the biggest and best clubs including Hï Ibiza, Ushuaïa, Sankeys & more, some of the healthiest and thriving food joints, luscious golden sand beaches and a unique atmosphere.

It can be hard to get caught up with the vast amount of choice you have to do in this part of the Island but we want to shed some light on one place in particular. So it brings us down to why you’re here reading this amazing article? The Rude British Cafe is setting a high standard of service and for good reasons;

Luggage Storage

Ah yes, the dreaded couple of hours of early check in/early check out. You arrive in Ibiza with the early flight thinking that you’ll be able to get on the party train instantaneously with your crew, then you’re met with a cruel sentence from your receptionist “Sorry, no check in til 2 pm”… Your vision of throwing your bags in your room and running straight to the nearest boozer to chug 12 pints is slowly gone.

Oh, wait… Rude British Cafe & Bag Storage Hub? The ultimate place in Ibiza for luggage storage

As you walk into RBC you’re met with a chirpy and exciting atmosphere from both staff and other people in the same boat as you. Throw down your bags, pay a tenner for each bag for the day and get cracking on your holidays. Both large suitcases and smaller bags are a tenner each, no exceptions this time round!

Shower

Feeling stinky or just feeling like you need to wash away some of your sins from the previous night before you head back to the airport? Rude British Cafe stocks some of the most luscious and fresh towels on the Island with your choice of either warm or cold water, we would recommend trying out both temperatures.

Big, Rude, British Breakfast

It seems a lot of people forget the meaning of ‘eating’ when they visit the Island as it interferes with your party activities. There will most definitely come a point where you feel you need to absolutely ruin yourself with twice the amount of food you would usually eat. The Cafe stocks some of the most delicious British Butties, the perfect meal for grabbing a quick bite just before you head off to the beach. Nom nom nom!

Cheap bar

There’s not a lot to say about a cheap bar other than, get in there now and get involved.

Chill-out

You’ve just done 5 nights in a row going at it on the Island and you just need to relax and try to remember the true meaning of life. At Rude British Cafe, the staff knows exactly how you’re feeling and will not rush you or hint at you to make a move on for more people to come in. You as a customer are as important as the previous and the ones coming in.

Boarding pass

And of course… you don’t have to stress out about the printing of boarding passes to get home as TBC will print them off for free of charge but only for bag drop clients, not just anyone!

Where can you find The Rude British Cafe?

Just off the central Playa Den Bossa roundabout on the road that leads to the motorway. Open 8 am – 9 pm.