Everyone loves getting away with a good blag, especially if it means saving you a few quid on entry to a super club. While we don’t condone lying to security, we are quite fond of sneaking our way into VIP areas. So, in the name of a good night out, we’ve put together a list of the top five ultimate Ibiza club blags.
Barry from Aberdeen
While on holidays earlier this year Barry managed to get himself into David Guetta’s Big party at Ushuaïa completely free of charge. After stealing a blonde wig from a manikin in a Playa d’en Bossa t-shirt shop and buying a pair of novelty cock glasses from a Looky Looky Man, Barry managed to convince security staff that he was, in fact, star of the show David Guetta. Excellent work Barry.
Rob from Manchester
Rob made his Ibiza debut in July of this year. Having completely misjudged how much money he would need Rob needed to think outside the box to make it to Space for Coxy’s Music is Revolution on Tuesday and Tale of Us’ Afterlife on Thursday. Having tossed a coin and decided to go to Cox’s party a quick thinking Rob noticed the clothes he was wearing were the exact same colour as the walls in Space. So, at the end of the night he decided that if he stood perfectly still, in front of a wall nobody would notice him. He managed to stand the whole way through Wednesday and into Thursday and make it to both parties for the price of one. Rob we salute you.
Rachel – From Dublin
This Irish colleen managed to pull off the ultimate blag and get into DC10 for absolutely nothing. The club is notoriously hard to get into for free and takes an extreme blagger to pull it off. Having decided that she wasn’t ready to go home after a short 4 day visit to the island, Rachel managed to make herself a parachute out her bikinis and some unused condoms. As her airplane home was passing over the club she opened the emergency exit and parachuted straight into the famous terrace. You go girl.
Steve from Miami
Steve first came to Ibiza about eight or nine years ago. Unlike all of the other entries on the list Steve had a rich dad who owned a well known chain of Asian cuisine restaurants. Steve’s dad gave him a shit ton of money and, despite having absolutely no musical talent at all, Steve has managed to make a career in the music industry and currently has a residency in Pacha. We don’t know how you’ve done it Steve but well done.
Alan from London
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This is a bit of reverse blag. Alan visited the white isle earlier this summer and following an extremely drunken night on the West End accidentally stumbled in to Es Paradise and payed full price. Alan is one of just two people to admit to paying into Es Paradise this summer. Well done Es Paradise, you win Ibiza’s Ultimate Club Blag 2016 award.