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Here at Ibiza Club News, we’ve had quite a bit of time for reflection since the season ended and it’s got us thinking about what’s really important in life.
Taking these moments to sit back and think after a busy summer always helps us to put things into perspective and allows us to plan for the coming year in a way that we can prioritise the things that matter most to us.
Family, friends, happiness, wealth, health, these are all very important things to us, but to be honest, they all pale in comparison to even one day in Ibiza. We’ve been giving this a lot of thought and, when it comes down to it, everything else in the world is, let’s face it, pretty fucking boring when you compare it to Ibiza.
So, here we’re going to have a look at a few of the best things you can ever do in your life that aren’t as good as one day in Ibiza.
Graduate from university
There’s a lot of emphases put on graduating from university. It marks the time when you’re truly ready to enter the big bad world and about to start a career. Well, sorry to spoil the party, but the big bad world ain’t all it’s cut out to be. Everyone is out to screw you, whether it’s your boss, the government, the banks, it doesn’t matter, all they want to do is take your money. You’ll quickly learn that the only thing that will get you through all of this is planning your trips to Ibiza.
Sounds great doesn’t it, you found the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with and you want to celebrate that by having a giant party with all of your friends and family. You plan it for months. Months! You spend all of your savings on it. All of them! Then, the day finally comes around and you’re far too stressed to even enjoy it. This doesn’t sound like fun, it sounds like torture.
The birth of your child
The beginning of life truly is a wonderful thing, the cleaning of shitty arses, not so wonderful. Get ready for a reality check. What they don’t tell you is that as one life begins, another life ends. Your life. Kiss goodbye to lie-ins, spontaneous nights out, being able to watch what you want on the TV, going out for nice meals, owning nice things and pretty much everything else you have or do. Oh, and even if you do take the kid to Ibiza on a holiday, it’ll never be the same again.
Buying your first home
What an exciting time, your very own home, a blank canvas that you can do whatever you like with. You’ll never pay rent again. Now you’ve got a crippling thirty-year mortgage, you own a small patch of land with a structure built on it that’s about one hundred times more overvalued than water in Ibiza. You get to pay property tax for the rest of your life. And for what, so you’ve got somewhere to hang about and die of boredom. Fuck that.
Getting the big promotion
You’ve worked hard and you deserve a little bit of recognition for it. You’re boss rewards you with a lovely promotion but all of a sudden you’ve got more responsibility, more stress, longer hours and no time to do anything, when all you want to do is have a dance on Amnesia Terrace.
Paying off your mortgage
All of your hard work has finally paid off and the house you bought all those years ago, is finally yours. You no longer have to pay that almost crippling expense and you finally get to enjoy your money. The only problem is, you’re in your sixties. You’d love to go back to Ibiza but you’ve heard it’s not what it used to be and you’re not sure you’re heart would be up to it anymore.